Lack of concentration while trying to study three nights ago made me write this in two periods of fifteen minutes each. I apologize beforehand for the time you are about to waste reading this.
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Elizabeth Arden, the shopaholic, had just entered The Body Shop which was located on Saks Fifth Avenue in the Latin Quarters of Yves Saint Laurent City with the intention of buying Boots. When she went to pay for the pair she had chosen, she found out that she was broke.
She texted her brother, PraDa (who out of love, called her Gucci) asking him for money. PraDa replied saying, "fcuk u Gucci! u spnd 2 mch! stp being sucha dkny!!". Hurt, she went home to her parents, Louis Vuitton and Stella McCartney whom she found engaged in their favorite activity, watching action star Van Heusen on Chanel No 5 on television. On telling them her condition, they said, "All this is the fault of your guy, Calvin Klein! The entire day he spends with that gangster friend of his, Hugo Boss, at the Underground Music Movement. Let the ManGo and Promod your life! In any case, you two have no Chemistry. Give him the Axe! ".
So she went to Converse with Calvin Klein and when a fight broke out between them, she broke up with him. In defence, Calvin Klein said, "Please give me one more chance. If you let me go, you will LakMe!". To make it up to her, he took her to his Indian billionaire friend, AdiDas, husband of Ritu Kumar, to help them out financially. AdiDas was probably the world's biggest devotee of the Hindu Goddess PuMa, and being rich (he owned a Flying Machine) and generous, he gave them money and said, "Iph eww waant ArMani, calm tale me aagen. Never lose your Esprit." Thanking him, they left for home.
On their way back, Calvin Klein's Quiksilver car ran out of Diesel. As they stopped to re-fuel, Elizabeth Arden saw her neighbours, the Johnsons' twins, Dolce & Gabbana walking their dog Nike. She immediately felt like getting herself a pet and so, she went to the pet store, Red Monkey where the kind French man in charge, Pierre Cardin, who sports a rather large Moustache, helped her choose a puppy which she later went on to name Tommy Hilfiger.
Hungry by then, she decided to eat Chinese food at the local Chinese food joint, Lee. While eating, she got a message on her Blackberry from her friend Kenneth Cole, who wanted her to come visit him at his home. He said he needed to share their friends' Levi's and Victoria's Secret with her and with their other friends, Ralph Lauren, Marc Jacobs and Austin Reed. Dying out of curiosity, she finished her food fast and went to visit Kenneth Cole, who lived in Versace Apartments at Billabong Heights.
Upon arrival, Elizabeth Arden found out that the ring-leader of Red or Dead (the world's most deadly anti-social outfit), Jean Paul Gaultier had used his UCB rifle to kill not only all her friends present there, but also Kenneth Cole's butler Davidoff and chauffeur Christian Dior. Unhappy as a result of the big Gap left in her life now, she returned home.
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Guess what? I ran out of brand names.
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Elizabeth Arden, the shopaholic, had just entered The Body Shop which was located on Saks Fifth Avenue in the Latin Quarters of Yves Saint Laurent City with the intention of buying Boots. When she went to pay for the pair she had chosen, she found out that she was broke.
She texted her brother, PraDa (who out of love, called her Gucci) asking him for money. PraDa replied saying, "fcuk u Gucci! u spnd 2 mch! stp being sucha dkny!!". Hurt, she went home to her parents, Louis Vuitton and Stella McCartney whom she found engaged in their favorite activity, watching action star Van Heusen on Chanel No 5 on television. On telling them her condition, they said, "All this is the fault of your guy, Calvin Klein! The entire day he spends with that gangster friend of his, Hugo Boss, at the Underground Music Movement. Let the ManGo and Promod your life! In any case, you two have no Chemistry. Give him the Axe! ".
So she went to Converse with Calvin Klein and when a fight broke out between them, she broke up with him. In defence, Calvin Klein said, "Please give me one more chance. If you let me go, you will LakMe!". To make it up to her, he took her to his Indian billionaire friend, AdiDas, husband of Ritu Kumar, to help them out financially. AdiDas was probably the world's biggest devotee of the Hindu Goddess PuMa, and being rich (he owned a Flying Machine) and generous, he gave them money and said, "Iph eww waant ArMani, calm tale me aagen. Never lose your Esprit." Thanking him, they left for home.
On their way back, Calvin Klein's Quiksilver car ran out of Diesel. As they stopped to re-fuel, Elizabeth Arden saw her neighbours, the Johnsons' twins, Dolce & Gabbana walking their dog Nike. She immediately felt like getting herself a pet and so, she went to the pet store, Red Monkey where the kind French man in charge, Pierre Cardin, who sports a rather large Moustache, helped her choose a puppy which she later went on to name Tommy Hilfiger.
Hungry by then, she decided to eat Chinese food at the local Chinese food joint, Lee. While eating, she got a message on her Blackberry from her friend Kenneth Cole, who wanted her to come visit him at his home. He said he needed to share their friends' Levi's and Victoria's Secret with her and with their other friends, Ralph Lauren, Marc Jacobs and Austin Reed. Dying out of curiosity, she finished her food fast and went to visit Kenneth Cole, who lived in Versace Apartments at Billabong Heights.
Upon arrival, Elizabeth Arden found out that the ring-leader of Red or Dead (the world's most deadly anti-social outfit), Jean Paul Gaultier had used his UCB rifle to kill not only all her friends present there, but also Kenneth Cole's butler Davidoff and chauffeur Christian Dior. Unhappy as a result of the big Gap left in her life now, she returned home.
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Guess what? I ran out of brand names.
